Why are my guy friends coming to me about their broken, dysfunctional relationship problems? I'm currently finding my love life is only existant when I'm in Chicago, and I can't afford flying back all the time, what with the Redline prices going up thanks to rising gas prices.
Point is I guess I'm just been more lucky with my personal life so far than some of my friends. All I can suggest to you all my buddies is to pray to St. All-the-people-I-know-as-single-and desperate-as-me-are -my-other-friends for intervention.
On a seperate note, congrats to Da Bears, and those 2 weeks between the NFC championship and the Super Bowl means Bears fans have a lot more time to do crazy, half-ass stuff, like giving birth.
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Re: Sportspocalypse: Honestly, have you been watching professional sports for the past six years? This is the new reality- teams winning precisely when it fails to make a good story, when it's not their year (narratively speaking) or when their victory was clearly luck-aided, or both.
Examples: Cards losing in '04 and '05, winning in '06 thanks to Detroit pitchers
White Sox improbable run in '05, the strike three that wasn't
Heat winning NBA Finals with a little help from the refs
Steelers choking at 16-1 in 04-05, winning it all after 11-5 and some real breaks in 05-06
Tom Brady throwing that interception when we all knew the touchdown was coming
Etc, etc, etc. It's a divine plan to destroy sports journalism- about time, too.
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