Thursday, June 21, 2007

Crap... better start breeding.

Things I've been doing to procrastinate studying:

1. Change layout of blog.
2. Damning Science.
3. Look up old Onion articles.
4. Damning Science and Weathor, Evil God of Weather Chaos against Scav, again.

The Onion

Study: Uneducated Outbreeding Intelligentsia 2-To-1

CHICAGO-In a report with dire implications for the intellectual future of America, a University of Chicago study revealed Monday that the nation's uneducated are breeding twice as fast and twice as often as its educated.

Posted by Joel L. at 3:51 PM

1 comments:

Nemo said...

Come on, this isn't new. Haven't you ever listened to Harvey Danger? (I no longer own a TV.) In any case, the discrepency used to be much higher. And let us not forget, the progeny of the uneducated, much like the uneducated themselves, are educable.

22 June, 2007 12:52

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