Because a bee flaps its wings in five milliseconds and the average American’s attention span is becoming shorter than that. Because as Bart Simpson eloquently phrased it – “T.V. ruined my imagination and my ability to ummmm, well uh....you know,” and I’ve watched a lot of TV in my life. So before I become banal, I’m dedicated to writing down my thoughts, be them random or slightly random, simply because to better ourselves is to think and remember…
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Crap... better start breeding.
Things I've been doing to procrastinate studying:
1. Change layout of blog. 2. Damning Science. 3. Look up old Onion articles. 4. Damning Science and Weathor, Evil God of Weather Chaos against Scav, again.
CHICAGO-In a report with dire implications for the intellectual future of America, a University of Chicago study revealed Monday that the nation's uneducated are breeding twice as fast and twice as often as its educated.
Come on, this isn't new. Haven't you ever listened to Harvey Danger? (I no longer own a TV.) In any case, the discrepency used to be much higher. And let us not forget, the progeny of the uneducated, much like the uneducated themselves, are educable.
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Come on, this isn't new. Haven't you ever listened to Harvey Danger? (I no longer own a TV.) In any case, the discrepency used to be much higher. And let us not forget, the progeny of the uneducated, much like the uneducated themselves, are educable.
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