Analogize

I said, "Great, I'm going back to the kingdom of the blind as the one-eyed man."
Nick said, "Well, if you want I could poke out your other eye."
I said, "Uh, I need that eye to be king. The point is I don't want to go back to the kingdom of the blind."
Nick said, "Why not? You could tell them you have two eyes. Better yet, three eyes. They're blind, they can't tell!"
I said, "Wouldn't they brand me as a witch or something with the three eyes."
Nick said, "They're blind, what can they do?"
I said, "Yeah, the forming of the lynch mob with pitch forks and torches would be hard to organize."
Nick said, "They'd probably grab a lot of brooms...