Cause I've Gone to Canada in My Mind

So my friend Anne and I were discussing how first-year medical students either are in a relationship coming into med school, or end up hooking up with someone during their first semester, it dawned on me that should a medical class be mainly composed of men, those men normally would have to compete for the affections of the female students if this were true. Then I saw this article, and realized what my Plan B should be.